1st Post, Suck on that.

When I was 14 I was raped by a dolphin.(yeah it sucked) Stuck out at sea, not knowing what to do, I was certain that I was near death. Then a mermaid gave me a surf board to swim back to shore. Not just any surf board, but a long board. (shit is 42 ft long).

Coming soon!

Summer is less than a month away! Should be posting content shortly.